Why do we even need this building again?

These feeble attempts at investigative journalism by The Tribune remind me of a six year old kid jumping his bike over a pothole and seeing himself as Evel Knievel.

Come on guys, surely you can do better.

Violet, you're turning violet Violet!

In the decades I've spent walking downtown, there have always been prostitutes, drug peddlers, and thieves. Are you just now noticing?

The court costs alone are going to cost this country millions. Then on top of that we have the damage to our reputation that has been done. Whoever let these crypto bros in the country is an idiot.

Whoever is continuing to allow crypto firms to operate here is an even bigger idiot.

Oh no! He might have been able to defend himself against the out of control crime in this country. God Forbid!

So let me see if I understand this. Two 757s, a couple of cargo planes, and a few helicopters all flew thousands of miles to discuss climate change, instead of having an hour long Zoom meeting.

Way to go guys! We've solved the carbon emissions issue!

OK great, now when can we get Uber and Lyft? We are still using 18th century Taxi technology.

Speed has never caused a single accident in the history of cars. Ever. Not paying attention, getting in someone else's way, blowing a red light or stop sign, losing control of the vehicle, these have all caused accidents.

Want to stop traffic deaths? It is really really really simple. Start writing large tickets to drivers who don't use their turn signals, don't stop at red lights, pass on a double white line, or are on their cell phones. If they aren't wearing their seat belts when pulled over, double the ticket. Traffic "accidents" will drop significantly over the course of a few months.

Telling people not to speed as a solution to traffic deaths is about as effective as abstinence only sex ed.

Don't they have anything better to do?