This is like a Dunder-Mifflin shenanigan where a customer of theirs sues them for getting a paper cut.

The milkman doesn't come around anymore either.

Agreed 100%. While it is very easy (and likely correct) to stereotype the "typical" pit bull and pit bull owner, if these dogs are banned, they'll just move on to some dog breed in their backyard puppy mills and dog-fighting.

What we need to be cracking down on are those last two items, not the breed of dog. This is a lot like saying we are going to ban Nissan Notes, because they are most often used in crimes.

Now a law requiring all dogs to be spayed and neutered by the time they are one year old - and an enforcement of dog licenses, now that is something I could get behind.

How about declaring rape to be illegal.

So by that logic, she can't say whether robbing a bank is a crime because she doesn't own a bank?

A rape is a rape. Doesn't matter who the two parties are.

Why the hell are we consulting churches on laws? Are you going to ask the medicine man and the oracle as well? Will rain dances be added to the Ministry of Agriculture's playbook? Will we sacrifice some virgins on an alter downtown in order to decrease the national debt?

This. Priests and Churches are far more dangerous for kids than trans people.

Why do they even have pump attendants? Stick a credit card reader on every pump, and stick one clerk inside for the occasional cash purchase.

I slipped on a banana peel on the sidewalk. Can I sue Super Value for selling the banana?

Whats next, suing WSC just because someone drowned in their pool? Suing MOW because someone died in a car accident? This is the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard.