In other news, water is wet.

I haven't turned on my cable box in years, not sure why I'm even still paying for it. The Bahamas, just like the rest of the world, prefers streaming services and time-shifted viewing to traditional TV channels.

What do we have an abundance of in this country? Sunlight. What do we not have an abundance of in this country? Electricity.
What sort of simpleton looks at the above facts and decides that it is a good idea to grow plants inside a dark trailer, lit by artificial lights, powered by electricity.

Like selling ice to Eskimos.

He wants to lock us all up again? Hard pass.

Can we just let Duane and Loretta run the show for the next ten years or something? It would be the best thing that has ever happened to this country.

Ummm, what?! Potential for jail time for accidentally bumping in to someone?

I thought possession of a gun was a go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 offense?

Please don't. We've had enough of your mismanagement style.

So, smuggle heroin, get a $1,000 fine. Get caught with a much smaller amount of harmless pot, and you go to jail? Our legal system is broken.

RCL has a lot of shingles.

So you showed up an hour before your flight, which isn't enough time, and are angry that you didn't get on the plane? I'm confused.