The solution is obvious: Bacon!

... what was your first clue? 🤣😎

I often toss and turn at night, losing sleep over Leslie Miller’s plight.

Thank, you, IAmOne ... I’ve been trying forever to convince our friend Tal to speak in rational, grammatical English, but to no avail. A shame, as he’s actually kinda bright ... but he’s convinced that being too-clever-for-words will get his point across. It’s so, so sad, that level of narcissism.

This is a total con job. Look into the relatively modest current holdings of this “developer” — the idea that they’ll come up with $580 million to pump into South Abaco is preposterous.

The Out Islands — Eleuthera, Long Island, etc. — are blanketed with the skeletons of this sort of pie-in-the-sky proposal. It’s a scam, flat-out, and Neil Hartnell should be ashamed of himself for pimping it without asking any pressing questions. Mr. Hartnell accepts the lies about the financial backing, and when you read closely, you realize this “developer” doesn’t even own the land yet.

#TotalScam

Nassau consistently ignores Eleuthera, treats it like a red-headed stepchild ... and now Nassau is shocked that Eleutherans have been ignoring their dictates. What goes ‘round, comes ‘round.

Thank you for this important update on an eighth-place team in Japanese D-league basketball. We are breathless with delight and look forward to any updates on Moldovan D-league mudscuffle as well.

... wanna bet? 🤣

... and that’s just the number of times somebody actually answered tthe phone!

Uh ... Rudy Giuliani holding a bizarre press conference in a crapped-out parking lot of a Philly landscaping firm, next door to a crematorium and a dirty-book store, is your idea of *proof*? Bwahahaha, LMAO. Yes ... everybody is lying, and only YOU know the real story. Anyhow, I think it is kind of the staff to loosen your straps on the weekends ... 🤣🤣😎