... bravo ... not to mention that the idiot above could not even spell “zinc” — a D- for sure. But, hey, it is 4 letters long, too terribly complex for some folk.

On the Pathetic Meter that reads up to a level of 10, Dr. Minnis’ statement registers an 11 or 12.

“... would've they have been ...” Now there’s a D- verb construction you don’t see just every day. You couldn’t make this stuff up ... but wait! He did!

... I’d nod one way or another if I could figure out what the hell you’re trying to say. #gobbledygook

... while they’re discussing what to order for lunch.

I would feel better about jitneys if the vehicles were equipped with mirrors and turn signals, and the drivers were required to use them.

No prob ... if every person in the country just chips in $20,000, we can pay it off by Friday. 😎

Regarding the national debt, the Bahamian nation should take the same approach most Bahamians take toward a debt: Just don’t pay it. 🤣🤣😎

Uh ... huh?

This is “so Bahamian” — a salaried government bureaucrat stares at a complete, total, unmitigated failure and declares, with a straight face, speaking in gobbledygook, that it’s actually “a success.”

I swear — nowhere else on the planet ...