You are correct. The Bahamas was already pushing the envelope of being too expensive for the average American tourist, who, as you note, are neither rich nor stupid. They can do web searches. They know there are better options. We’ve priced ourselves out of the middle-class tourist market.
Couldn’t agree more, Jack. If ya wants some conch, ya comes to da Bahamas. Cracked, fritters, chowder, or sauteed in some veggies and curry sauce. I love cookin’ with conch. Why ship the best stuff ya have off to some restaurant or grocery store in Oklahoma?
Congratulations. By announcing in a bold newspaper headline exactly where this abundant supply of conch is, you’ve pretty much assured that they’ll be wiped out in no time.
Why not just say they found one of the world’s most abundant conch populations “at a remote Bahamian cay”? Good lord, y’all decline to identify *people* in this newspaper all the time, or let ‘em speak behind fake names or no name at all, so what would be the big deal in masking the exact location of all these conch?
Jeezus, I shudder sometimes ... anybody at all at this newspaper with 2 active brain cells?
Dude, stay in your lane. NASCAR is non-athletic? It’s not unusal for a NASCAR driver to lose 5 to 10 pounds during a race, or need emergency hydration afterward.
It’s not 1952 anymore, bubba — those guys work out now like football and basketball players. Why do you suppose there are only about 30 guys in the world capable of competing in that sport at a championship level? I’m not even a NASCAR fan and even I know that much.
Man, is your entire act this lame? Everything you know about the American South would fit in a thimble and there’d be room left over for your brain.
Clamshell says...
You are correct. The Bahamas was already pushing the envelope of being too expensive for the average American tourist, who, as you note, are neither rich nor stupid. They can do web searches. They know there are better options. We’ve priced ourselves out of the middle-class tourist market.
On Tourists need negative COVID-19 test from July 1
Posted 18 June 2020, 12:19 p.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
I honestly wonder what sort of moron would board a cruise ship right now.
On Tourists need negative COVID-19 test from July 1
Posted 17 June 2020, 5:51 p.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
Couldn’t agree more, Jack. If ya wants some conch, ya comes to da Bahamas. Cracked, fritters, chowder, or sauteed in some veggies and curry sauce. I love cookin’ with conch. Why ship the best stuff ya have off to some restaurant or grocery store in Oklahoma?
On Conch thriving on remote Cay Sal Bank
Posted 17 June 2020, 11:58 a.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
Indeed. Dominicans are very smart people. They know how to read. Cubans, too.
On Conch thriving on remote Cay Sal Bank
Posted 17 June 2020, 11:54 a.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
Congratulations. By announcing in a bold newspaper headline exactly where this abundant supply of conch is, you’ve pretty much assured that they’ll be wiped out in no time.
Why not just say they found one of the world’s most abundant conch populations “at a remote Bahamian cay”? Good lord, y’all decline to identify *people* in this newspaper all the time, or let ‘em speak behind fake names or no name at all, so what would be the big deal in masking the exact location of all these conch?
Jeezus, I shudder sometimes ... anybody at all at this newspaper with 2 active brain cells?
On Conch thriving on remote Cay Sal Bank
Posted 17 June 2020, 8:01 a.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
I dunno, John ... does the government hiring more people generally solve a lotta problems?
On Health chiefs concerned by crowding at Arawak Cay
Posted 16 June 2020, 7 p.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
“They didn’t get the memo.” Ah, yes, another classic case of Bahamian efficiency.
On Ministers to rescue on tourism's 'rocky start'
Posted 16 June 2020, 4:34 p.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
Does the Bahamas have any anti-aircraft weapons? Just asking for a friend.
On Over 100 private planes targeting Bahamas visits
Posted 16 June 2020, 4:31 p.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
Let it be said, on the record: I agree with TalRussell.
On Three shot dead by police after officer ‘ambushed’
Posted 14 June 2020, 11:51 a.m. Suggest removal
Clamshell says...
Dude, stay in your lane. NASCAR is non-athletic? It’s not unusal for a NASCAR driver to lose 5 to 10 pounds during a race, or need emergency hydration afterward.
It’s not 1952 anymore, bubba — those guys work out now like football and basketball players. Why do you suppose there are only about 30 guys in the world capable of competing in that sport at a championship level? I’m not even a NASCAR fan and even I know that much.
Man, is your entire act this lame? Everything you know about the American South would fit in a thimble and there’d be room left over for your brain.
On A COMIC'S VIEW: The South may never rise again
Posted 12 June 2020, 7:11 p.m. Suggest removal