Hahahahaha ... !!

What? No “colony comrade queen’s imperial Bay Streeter red jacket,” etc.? I’m impressed, Tal!

That’s like saying there is no interest in a person’s obituary because they are dead. Why run a story at all, then?

Welcome toThe Tribune, where we proudly bring you yesterday’s news tomorrow. If we get around to it.

Congratulations, Tribune, in providing no info whatever: Where the restaurant is located, who owns it, how long it has been in business, its style of fare, how many people worked there, etc., etc.

All you did was post a press release. No other effort whatever. This newspaper is the laziest bunch of shits ever assembled under one roof.

You’re right! We should all go back to growing tomatoes and selling them to each other!

After 50 years of telling wealthy expats to go suck a lemon, will the Bahamian government recognize it could use their cash? Or will it continue to treat them like wharf rats? I’ll put my money on the latter.

We were talking U.S. deaths above ... but if you wanna talk global, the global Covid-19 toll as of today stands at 346,000 in just over 3 months. And rising.

Sigh. Math much?

Well, OK ... but there seems to be something of a disconnect between what you believe and what the cdc, ama, who, etc., believe. Maybe you know best. Nobody says masks are perfect, but they are overwhelmingly recommended. By far.

And, yes, the pen thing is stupid, should be cleaned between uses ... in the Bahamas, seems like nobody will part with a 29-cent pen, even if they have one. At my U.S. doctor’s office they hands you a pen and tells you to keep it.

You seem confused. The purpose of the mask is to keep you from spreading the virus to others, should you be carrying it. It is not meant to keep you from infecting yourself with your fingers.