Well, we queen colony out islanders populacesordinary fromulous imperial crabcakes done redshirt to dem snagulatory populaces disordinary comrades is puzzlulated jes’ tryin’ to read what you been ventilating here in dem chicken gumbo ... yeah, no?

... exactly.

... or, does she work in the tourist sector, at a hotel, restaurant or the airport?

OK, if the nation’s population is 400,000, each of these employees will only have to count 235 heads. That’s a full-time job, for 3 months? Only in the Bahamas ...

Approximately 7 of these workers will be counting heads, while the other 1,653 stand around staring into their iPhones while waiting for their Friday paycheck.

... except that it would take a solar-panel field about the size of Venezuela to power the island of New Providence. Otherwise, no problem.

“Gravy” has to whistle out his butt ‘cause his gravy spoon keeps blockin’ his lips.

Comic? Really? I’ve met funnier morticians.

"The prime minister did not reveal the level of resource allocation and how it will be spent and allocated.”

As usual, Philip “Gravy” Davis wants to know where the money is, how much, and how he can get his hands some of it. “Pass da gravy! Where my spoon? Slurp, slurp!”

“Insurance salesman urges government to buy insurance!”

Honest to gawd, sometimes Neil Hartnell’s big news scoops just crack me up.