By global standards, it’s really an “F” average.

Why?

Agreed

You obviously don’t travel.
Here is what I challenge you to do..... If the opportunity provides it, go and live in different parts of the world for a while and then compare it to life in the Bahamas. Or if you can’t travel, talk with people who regularly do.
I guarantee you’ll find that the Bahamas is a dump. It’s not the only dump... but it is nonetheless still a dump ran by monkeys.

People like you are blinded by a sense of pride, patriotism and nationalism. So you don’t wish to concede nor call the country what it is. Ironically, this is one of the reasons that the Bahamas won’t get any better. In order to fix a problem you have to come face to face with the problem. And often times, it’s an ugly problem. And it becomes painstaking to fix. As a surgeon I see this microcosm all the time. Diagnostic tests including CT scans and MRIs may suggest a small problem. But after I make my incision and evaluate the contents of the human cavity, I come face to face with the truth as to why my clients are truly ill. And like I said, truth is always more ugly that what people are wanting to admit. And in order for me to fix whatever problem that I encounter, it takes a painful commitment from my patients.
This illustration that I gave you is a perfect example of the Bahamas and the Bahamian people.

I don’t think the average Bahamian truly understands how monkeyfied our country really is. The Bahamas is an archipelago of islands yet the Bahamas government doesn’t own one Blackhawk helicopter specifically designed for search and rescue operations.
Like I said earlier... they can’t even put a dump fire out. So I have come to expect nothing less from these unqualified baboons.

Yup. Bahamians are notorious for talking rubbish.... especially in the wake of a tragedy. The Bahamas government can’t even control a dump fire much less conduct a deep-sea rescue expidition. When a plane crash occurs at sea, our equivalent to the NTSB is supposed to conduct a search and rescue operation followed by an investigation. These operations should include sub-amphibious water crafts and ships equipped with sonar detective devices. But as we all know, our leaders would never invest in such technologies nor invest in training programs related to such. Afterall they’re just monkeys in suits. Give them a banana today and they’ll beg you for another one tomorrow.

Condolences to the family. What a horrible loss. I understand their grief and I understand their comments are related to that thereof. The family is really hurting right now. So we all understand the nature of their frustration.

Donald Trump didn’t separate any children from their families. The parents are the reason that they’re separated from their children. It’s what happens when you enter a country illegally! Illegal immigrants need to take responsibility for their own actions. Every country has a right to protect its boarders. And it is against the law to enter a country without proper documentation!

What really needs to happen in Mexico is that the U.S. needs to declare war on the Mexican Drug Cartel. Infiltrate and destroy them in the same fashion they did the Taliban. That would decrease some of the intimidation and scare tactics that cartel members are using to destroy Mexico. Trump needs to quickly build that wall then initiate tactical assaults against leaders of the Mexican Drug Cartel. Wipe them out! They are making that country unfit for decent people to live.

The problem is........ America is too nice.

You’re just joking, right?
I really hope this is just a pun.

John will be responding to this story in 5.... 4...... 3..... 2..... 1......