I just follow the orders of the competent authority. I wish he would issue an order to wash all socks, cause man I haven't washed mine in months and wearing them over and over again - boi they stink nah.
If yah born Bahamian, then the dog eat ya lunch before yah mamma give yah first tea-tea bottle. Strangely, Bahamian women keep bringing children into the world here to be treated worse than dogs. Child abuse or ignorance? I think ignorance. In fact, there ought to be a special kind of ignorance classification for Bahamian ignorance - we can call it Bignorance, and that's no small matter.
We 'ain gats no money for dat. But we have the gall to turn away investments all the time that you don't even hear about. Also, lots of investors come here and look around privately and decide never even to pursue investment - just hearing about power bills alone is enough to run them.
Can the court please demand Mr Smith to provide a list of laws in Haiti that Bahamians can ignore? I would like to go down there and exercise my "human" rights.
A sore arm? Stay tuned. Notice how all the doctors and nurses are being forced/convinced to take it first. Will your doctor be in his office 9 months from now? Just asking.
JokeyJack says...
I just follow the orders of the competent authority. I wish he would issue an order to wash all socks, cause man I haven't washed mine in months and wearing them over and over again - boi they stink nah.
On Arrests at airport over false COVID test results
Posted 27 March 2021, 9:45 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
Hopefully the prices for shipping from China will multiply 10-fold in the next 6 months and then double again in the 6 months following that.
On Doubling China freight rates hitting local firms
Posted 27 March 2021, 9:40 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
If yah born Bahamian, then the dog eat ya lunch before yah mamma give yah first tea-tea bottle. Strangely, Bahamian women keep bringing children into the world here to be treated worse than dogs. Child abuse or ignorance? I think ignorance. In fact, there ought to be a special kind of ignorance classification for Bahamian ignorance - we can call it Bignorance, and that's no small matter.
On Failures at Corrections
Posted 27 March 2021, 9:18 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
We 'ain gats no money for dat. But we have the gall to turn away investments all the time that you don't even hear about. Also, lots of investors come here and look around privately and decide never even to pursue investment - just hearing about power bills alone is enough to run them.
On Ministry adds four patrol vessels
Posted 27 March 2021, 3 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
Can the court please demand Mr Smith to provide a list of laws in Haiti that Bahamians can ignore? I would like to go down there and exercise my "human" rights.
On ‘ERADICATION’: Smith accuses Govt of racist plan to wipe out Haitian communities
Posted 26 March 2021, 4:47 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
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On Family Islands await vaccination rollout
Posted 25 March 2021, 11:33 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
A sore arm? Stay tuned. Notice how all the doctors and nurses are being forced/convinced to take it first. Will your doctor be in his office 9 months from now? Just asking.
On Family Islands await vaccination rollout
Posted 25 March 2021, 11:32 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
Maybe they had to be flown out to a hospital in Miami? That could be the next story. Wait, man i givin' them ideas.
On Hanna Martin criticises AG
Posted 25 March 2021, 9:18 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
Dwight Armbrister must be an ordinary struggling Bahamian small businessman. May the blessings of God descend upon him.
On Legal challenge to Emergency Powers Orders denied
Posted 25 March 2021, 12:32 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
I understand that now people who get the vaccine and die just never actually got the vaccine. Also chocolate rations going up.
On Over-60s and caregivers eligible for jab
Posted 24 March 2021, 12:38 p.m. Suggest removal