Take solace that they are morons with fancy degrees who had to statistically analyze these facts before writing a 300 page report to state what you said in one sentence.

What bank are you banking at?! I need to open an account there.

The only reason for the CB to exist is to provide fat cat jobs, talk technical crap and make life more difficult for average people. How about dropping interest rates?! When was the last time B$ loan rates were on par with US$ rates?

I guess it's a the glass is half full scenario.

The PLP must have a magical 8 ball loaded with cookie cutter phrases. Once a week they shake and out comes the theme of the day.

COVID ain't going anywhere. The CEO of Moderna already commented on that the virus gonna be like the seasonal flu (ongoing mutations). Masks, distancing, etc... gonna be the new reality of day to day life for a long time to come.

Chicken Davis must have been reading the comment section here because nothing he said was original.

"Trust us"... sounds like a used car salesman trying to unload his special deal of the month 1975 Pinto.

For the record, I object to your use of that word!

Fully agree with you but remember... if you have 100 monkeys in a junkyard, the probability of them building a working car is not absolute zero.