Your Honour, how does this need to operate in the real Bahamian world!
My pleading guilty. And whatever I did. I did it whilst high, so I'm not recalling who this Politician, No. 1, is, nor who Politician No. 1B is. Your Honour, you needn't bother to test me to recall anything at all about who Politician No. 1C is?
Nor do I now know, nor have I ever learned how to fly a plane. I's no up in the skies, Pilot.
Then I is a simple Bahamian construction contractor to the government and am with high-powered partners. Which recalls plenty about. Period!

"Whatever the hell this was": You'll need to YouTube look it up: @ournewsbahamas:
Minister of Aviation Brushes Off Questions Related To Election Day Plane Crash."
Aviation Minister Jobeth Coleby-Davis brushed off questions from reporters on Tuesday related to the Election Day plane crash, involving convicted drug trafficker Eric “Playa” Gardiner and 10 other passengers. When asked about the alleged expired registration of the aircraft, Coleby-Davis said: "She would have to get further details from the Civil Aviation Authority."
She was also asked if there would be an investigation, and moments later she walked away from reporters.
Did she turn tail to trash ass for Madam House Speaker?
Can't make it up. These two sound like a much spicier, more chaotic version of being "two sister peas in the same hot pot!

"Whatever the hell this was": You'll need to YouTube look it up: @ournewsbahamas:
Minister of Aviation Brushes Off Questions Related To Election Day Plane Crash."
Aviation Minister Jobeth Coleby-Davis brushed off questions from reporters on Tuesday related to the Election Day plane crash, involving convicted drug trafficker Eric “Playa” Gardiner and 10 other passengers. When asked about the alleged expired registration of the aircraft, Coleby-Davis said: **"She would have to get further details from the Civil Aviation Authority."**
She was also asked if there would be an investigation, and moments later she walked away from reporters.
Did she turn tail to trash ass for Madam House Speaker?
Can't make it up. These two sound like a much spicier, more chaotic version of being "two sister peas in the same hot pot!

I believe the mental arithmetic tracking in my head is that low percentage first time young voters did vote for redshirts' and yellowshirts' but told me it was with great resistances and no major shift favouring either shirts' colours.

The substantive minister for prisoners, Minister Wayne Munroe, who initially appointed Prison Commissioner Doan Cleare, himself got Montagu sacked on 12th Day May 2026.
Makes it easier for the prisoners' new minister to SACK Mr. Doan Cleare.

I remind both Minister Mitchell and the House's Madame Speaker of a well-established legal principle across Commonwealth jurisdictions.
Under statutes like the Evidence Act of The Bahamas, as well as parallel legislation in other regions, certified or properly exemplified copies of foreign court records are explicitly House admissible to prove prior judicial proceedings, without both needing drop their knickers underpants, so as avoid getin' all twisted by calling for a review.

Most 'still awake' popoulaces' at-large, well enough knows that for both warring sides House isles, there was the Birth, Wedding and now sounding like the holder of "Blue License Plate "MP ONE", hurriedly attending to both shirts' colours Funerals arrangements.
'Frivolous' and 'malicious' gossip or is The Madame, deeply poignant to keep both together for eternity, physically sharing the same physical casket in the exact same forever plot.
Can't make it up. BUT what if tis a Politician #2?

This man ain't "the only one" who mirrors the high-profile partisans in the colony which are primarily placed in high profile positions, like "The Male Gatekeeper Of Prisoners."        
Says plenty about the vettin' process of "The Council of Political Influencers'."

Since Mr. Gardiner's  arrest, we're slowly learning how.  He co-negotiated bridging the divide between the two historically color-coded "yellahshirts'" and "redshirts'".
Just in case y'all may have missed it?
How does the plane's shutting off the flow of fuel...just so happenstance  on 12 May 2026 to elect all 41 members of the House of Assembly?
Reportedly, a familiar "both sides isles" House to Mr. Gardiner.

Y'all have to go back to the very start of Freeport to see why its stretched-out concept would not have entertained the traditional single-street stroll down "Main Street."
Suggest tourists ride the public Jitneys are the cheapest way to scoot about...also a good way to mingle with locals.