Any wonder ever since heaven installed its new caller ID back at the beginning of January, Pastors from across UK Colony have been inundated with complaints by church members over the number of dropped, misdirected, incomplete calls with even many being hung up on.
It's like, can't wait for Jesus **to buss a-- and their a-- for talking stupidness** prayer request calls from 242 area code** are becoming **more dropped.**
Comrades, youse just can't make this degree grown adult man's, talkin foolish plans bully another man's up and from duh floor of House stupidness, and get this, do it in full view duh cameras, but shouldn't comes much surprise, cause didn't he pull off duh **fake Oban signatory caper** under duh cameras, ― Yes?

**Abundance ripe red fruit hangin' everywhere but for picking... but was it all denied because of a hijacker for leadership **Duh Coalition of Independents',** there very well, would've been **dawning of makeup those seated on opposite opposition bench** of new session of House of Assembly at Baha Mar, ― Yes?

Comrade Lynden Pindlng and Milo Butler's two and half decades grip on UK Colony's governances powers, **never relived** beyond 1968, blaming everything else like was that on old political enemy UBP/Bay Street Boys and never heaping anymore than they had so politically do, ^^legitimately.**
Over past **five and half decades,** we UK Colony, still hasn't even hardly remotely gotten close to duh representational of duh philosophical belief, soul or spirit **reincarnation of a Lynden Pindling or Milo Butler,** ― Yes?

@ComradeOne, Youse have to give respect fairness duh Tribune's, allowing expressions such be they favourable or negative comments about either two mainstream political symbols, and **even when its aimed directly at journalistic themselves,** something that duh morning newspaper, nor talk radio stations, **permits?  
Keepin' along duh same in context, I must draw attention to Duh Revolution **with Comrade Mr. Carmichael,** who's too afraid to deny airspace to Russian Putin's planes but had no hesitation be blocking show's **listeners' most favourite caller, Comrade Sparky accusing him havin' his own political agenda,**  ― Yes?

**Only way to rewrite and enhance is to go justice deeper,** why ain't nothing complicated about it.
**Tiefing, boils down to 2 simple items,: what you got and what you knows was clearly not your properties, tings nor belongins.**
Everything else is **just lipstick on a tiefing pig.**
It's obvious that some gets politically elected, appointed, hired or contracted...get a lot more than 'owed' them **with which one duh two mainstream political parties symbols** as duh only **identifying** separation their corrupt ways and selves.
There's whole team popoulaces out there who are advocating drop we beloved Queen Liz than is out to rid UK Colony of the two sources governances tiefing.
Asks yourselves, what has Comrade Sister Liz, ever tief from her Loyal Subjects, ― Yes?

Pressed why **same package of beef cost $2.99 more** than on my previous visit but days back, the department's manager said, **Grocerman's Comrade Mr. Rupert said at staff meeting,**“that this is a projected price being duh Russian war is such a fluid situation, that even this price too is subject to change before cashier gets chance rungs me buggy groceries up," so I abruptly ended all duh discussion to makes haste toward lineup, ― Yes?

Comrades, what I'm about to brung you into alert loop with what may at first sound strange, but…I relied as to its solid credibility source...**duh Jib talk's wit authority** of a leaked, **Top Secret** document circling as to **exactly** what Red Party's **Shadow Security Minister,** looks for UK Colony's gov to repatriate its Royal Defense Force marines, naval ships and equipments', including helicopters, involved in Abaco's Hurricane Dorian's recovery missions to bolster its defenses against duh invasion involving **Russian people and entities and ships** landing and docking in Freeport and everything else like this and that, ― Yes?

Are du Port's un and audited books **open scrutiny** by all Freeporters',** ― Yes?

**Just asking on behalf of a cousin Hope Towner,** not at ez at ruffling feathers by daring request index listing as to **whom exactly** are the locals on duh Elbow Reef Lighthouse Society; **liaison** on guard over monies in, monies out at Elbow Reef Light station’s light tower and its outbuildings?  
**Is there like town hall meetings** and books, attesting duh arithmetic's, ― Yes?

**Russia's bully Vladimir Putin,** not only enjoys broad local on duh ground on duh airwaves support but in duh gov, has now published a growing list, currently listing **43 "unfriendly countries"** which face economic restrictions in retaliation for sweeping sweeping sanctions brought in by the West, ― Yes?