Loretta Blubberbutt Turnover is the Donald Trump of Bahamian politics.

My birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

But while I am here, let me improve your literacy. "Capitol" is the name of the building where the US Congress meets. I think that you meant to say "capital".

And it wasn't a wire coathanger, it was a wooden one. Gives you splinters. I would suggest taking your meds today.

Ask Jason Kinsale about his sources of capital.

David Johnson is now a consultant? What is he gonna do when his pay cheque from the cruise line stops? Government pay cheques never stop. I can name half a dozen people who wish that they never quit the government. The big pay day only lasts so long -- unless you get paid in American dollars into a foreign bank account.

Oh you armchair quarterbacks. The walls een crumbling around Minnis. If you only knew what the Minnis team was doing now ... They een worried about Blubber Butt or Long Island or shiite like that. They have their heads together creating policy and a plan to get the Bahamas out of trouble.

Y'all say that Minnis failed as a leader. Name the failures. Is it because he was nice to Loretta Blubber Butt when she was backstabbing him? Is it because he knew that spewing fury and fire and brimstone at Prime Minister Crisco Butt is useless. Erry one knows that Crisco Butt is a retard, even the PLP, that's why they let him stay on as leader -- they can do what they want. Minnis knows what he can and can't do. He tried keeping the party together, but Blubber Butt has diarrhea for brains and wants to become leader, but hasn't a clue. She is a lightweight only in the brains department. Her thighs could smother a potcake.

Everyone says that Minnis is a failed leader but can't elucidate a particular of where he failed.

Here's a clue about the market noise here. There is a total of about 50 people or less who post here. Whatever is written here doesn't make one whit's worth of difference. The only politician in the government who reads this, is Fweddie. The rest of them are smart enough to know that it doesn't matter what is said here. Nobody's mind is going to change. People make snap decisions, and all of the rationality in the world cannot get them to change their preconceived notions and prejudices.

Minnis (and more importantly -- his team) knows that there is an appropriate moment for the big reveal. The only thing that motivates Bahamians, is the recognition that whatever is being presented has to be good for the rabble in the here and now -- instantly. Minnis and his team knows that. The overriding mandate is to make life better for Bahamians right now, and that is a tough nut to crack. Their is no difference between the snot-brains of the PLP, lightweight Bran Flakes and the greens, and Loretta Blubber Butt and her merry band of LBT fart catchers. They do not have the intellect to fix the problems of the Bahamas. Notice the FNM candidates. Lloyd, D'Aguilar, even Gibson and company -- what is the overriding common element shared by all -- they een stupid. They een stupid like Blubber Butt Loretta, or Edison or Richard the Tube-tyer or Een-Gat-A-Clue Bran.

The current crop of FNM candidates chooses the use of their brains. The rabble are using their mouths. There is a difference.

This is more Loretta-Tub-of-Excrement machinations not even worthy of the Tribune newspaper coverage. It blows me away as to how far away the Tribune reporters have gotten away from real news.

Que sera, sera.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think. In the Westminster system, the leader of the opposition is powerless to do anything but point out the deficiencies of the leader.

Loretta hasn't done anything except prove that she is an untrustworthy, unpatriotic, undemocratic, selfish, subhuman piece of excrement. Oh, I forgot, she has done one thing -- she has stuffed her cake hole to the maximum.

20,000 Canadians escaping winter in T&C?.

One of Bran's self-appointed attack trolls.