... I think it fits. And it rhymes.

Six engines went down at once? Does anybody think it was just a coincidence this happened at lunch time? Only in the Bahamas ...

If he was “brave,” he’d have been treated in Nassau, in the health care system he helped create. Philip “Craven” Davis is more accurate. Stop calling this coward “brave” — he isn’t, and that’s not his name.

You can get by without them ... all you gotta do is stop eating, and buying stuff. No problem.

PMH: Princess Margaret Hellhole

$1,770,000,000 pledged ... $109,000 collected. Big success! Let’s have a big formal banquet to celebrate and clap each other on the back!

"We've got to pull the trigger." — Not the best choice of words, given the circumstances.

I see you waving your two-digit IQ: Nobody can prove where they were exposed to Covid, so any such lawsuit — and the lawyer who filed it — would be tossed out the courthouse door into the street. You really think an American could win such a lawsuit in a Bahamian court? LMAO.

That’s utterly ridiculous ... nearly as dumb as the minister’s “VIP” idea. If that were true, Americans would not need Covid — they could simply come here, “fall down the stairs” and sue. Grow up.

So ... tourists will still have to quarantine? But instead of a “quarantine,” we’re gonna tell them it’s a “VIP experience,” short for “vacation in place”? Oh, good lord.

I guess one man’s “lying” is another man’s “creative messaging.” Good luck finding tourists dumb enough to fall for that.