As predicted, Dr. Fauci has spoken. I take his statement, in my opinion, to mean that the election virus will soon be gone (pending the outcome of the court cases).
I blame this on the pirates from back in Woodes Rogers days. They should have built a good a proper breakwater from that time. Now we are saddled with this expense. Surely there are some descendants of those pirates?
Let's do a genealogy search and find out who they are, and tax them in particular. My belief on the matter is that they owe us reparations for the failure of their ancestors to foresee and protect our tourism industry. They were boaters and should have known better.
Let's start a campaign to get this done. #taxthepiratekids
"Bahamians have a myopic perspective on COVID-19. We act as if we’re the only ones dealing with the restrictive measures put in place to stop the spread of the virus."
Your sentence here reveals the whole truth about this "pandemic". We are dealing with the "restrictive measures put in place".
Exactly. The measures. Oh, the measures. It's amazing the virus is able to get any coverage at all. I propose a new measure along the same lines. Whenever in the future there is a deadly car accident on any public road, the streets should be cleared of all cars for 14 days. Let's have a 14 day quarantine of these deadly cars. That will encourage people to drive more safely, and not drink and drive. Stop the spread of bad behavior behind the wheel. 14 days to stop the spread. Almost sounds normal, doesn't it. After all this time, if my idea sounds crazy to you - then you must not be paying attention.
The other destinations will have it too. The whole world will have it. You worry about it, but just think of the weddings. The children born out of those weddings will grow up in this world thinking all of this is normal. Communism will be normal for them, as normal as taking off your shoes at the airport and going through metal detectors at school. China ruling the entire world will be normal for them.
They will also learn of a time in history, back in 2020, when the greatest democracy in the world voted for communism in preference to democracy - so that proves how good it is. It was a choice made in a free and fair election. In fact, it was the first election in the history of the world that was held without any voter fraud whatsoever - attesting mightily to its fairness.
The people have spoken. Most of them love the masks. Designer masks are in vogue. Soon you will be scoffed at in public is you wear the simple light blue "medical looking" mask - because that means that you think the virus is still a medical issue. This situation will transform from a "medical crises" into simply a compliance issue. Compliance for the sake of compliance. Even since March, the medical issues have been swept aside and the entire world has been made to believe that among our world population of 8 billion people there exist only 2 doctors who truly understand viruses; Dr. F and Dr. B.
They love the hotline, that they can call and report on their brothers and sisters and fellow citizens. They love the rules and the regulations. They've accepted the formula that tells us there is no difference between cases and death. If you hear there were a thousand cases in the USA today, that figures in people's minds that a thousand people died or are going to die soon. That is the thinking.
However, people are happy. Long live the mask. Who would have ever thought that a virus could bring us such joy?
To the guy worried about BPL and power shutoffs, relax, nobody worried about that - it's a festive time now for weddings - people see a bright future with Covid and unemployment and documents for the undocumented and masks, don't forget the masks. Everyone sees a bright future, even if the lights are out. The rush right now is to born more children into this world so they can enjoy it all with us. The Bahamas has the brightest future ahead, even in the darkness of power outages. Thanksgiving and Christmas coming up, watch dem lines at the food store now.
... and just like that, there goes the rest of our Crown land. Perhaps it's best to just rename it Creole land, one time, instead of fooling ourselves? Wonder if any other countries got the deal we got in 1973? You can have your country, but you can't have its land (if you're a Bahamian).
If Hitler were alive, he would be so proud of those brown shirt citizens, snitching on their neighbors. Ever wonder how all those Jews wound up in the ovens? They didn't even have Facebook back then. Amazing.
JokeyJack says...
https://www.newsmax.com/us/fauci-vaccin…
As predicted, Dr. Fauci has spoken. I take his statement, in my opinion, to mean that the election virus will soon be gone (pending the outcome of the court cases).
On Take no joy in seeing suffering
Posted 12 November 2020, 1:52 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
I blame this on the pirates from back in Woodes Rogers days. They should have built a good a proper breakwater from that time. Now we are saddled with this expense. Surely there are some descendants of those pirates?
Let's do a genealogy search and find out who they are, and tax them in particular. My belief on the matter is that they owe us reparations for the failure of their ancestors to foresee and protect our tourism industry. They were boaters and should have known better.
Let's start a campaign to get this done. #taxthepiratekids
On Port: Breakwater woes threaten harbour crisis
Posted 12 November 2020, 1:33 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
"Bahamians have a myopic perspective on COVID-19. We act as if we’re the only ones dealing with the restrictive measures put in place to stop the spread of the virus."
Your sentence here reveals the whole truth about this "pandemic". We are dealing with the "restrictive measures put in place".
Exactly. The measures. Oh, the measures. It's amazing the virus is able to get any coverage at all. I propose a new measure along the same lines. Whenever in the future there is a deadly car accident on any public road, the streets should be cleared of all cars for 14 days. Let's have a 14 day quarantine of these deadly cars. That will encourage people to drive more safely, and not drink and drive. Stop the spread of bad behavior behind the wheel. 14 days to stop the spread. Almost sounds normal, doesn't it. After all this time, if my idea sounds crazy to you - then you must not be paying attention.
On Take no joy in seeing suffering
Posted 12 November 2020, 1:27 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
The other destinations will have it too. The whole world will have it. You worry about it, but just think of the weddings. The children born out of those weddings will grow up in this world thinking all of this is normal. Communism will be normal for them, as normal as taking off your shoes at the airport and going through metal detectors at school. China ruling the entire world will be normal for them.
They will also learn of a time in history, back in 2020, when the greatest democracy in the world voted for communism in preference to democracy - so that proves how good it is. It was a choice made in a free and fair election. In fact, it was the first election in the history of the world that was held without any voter fraud whatsoever - attesting mightily to its fairness.
The people have spoken. Most of them love the masks. Designer masks are in vogue. Soon you will be scoffed at in public is you wear the simple light blue "medical looking" mask - because that means that you think the virus is still a medical issue. This situation will transform from a "medical crises" into simply a compliance issue. Compliance for the sake of compliance. Even since March, the medical issues have been swept aside and the entire world has been made to believe that among our world population of 8 billion people there exist only 2 doctors who truly understand viruses; Dr. F and Dr. B.
They love the hotline, that they can call and report on their brothers and sisters and fellow citizens. They love the rules and the regulations. They've accepted the formula that tells us there is no difference between cases and death. If you hear there were a thousand cases in the USA today, that figures in people's minds that a thousand people died or are going to die soon. That is the thinking.
However, people are happy. Long live the mask. Who would have ever thought that a virus could bring us such joy?
On Minister: 'Friday at latest' for domestic travel visa
Posted 12 November 2020, 1 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
To the guy worried about BPL and power shutoffs, relax, nobody worried about that - it's a festive time now for weddings - people see a bright future with Covid and unemployment and documents for the undocumented and masks, don't forget the masks. Everyone sees a bright future, even if the lights are out. The rush right now is to born more children into this world so they can enjoy it all with us. The Bahamas has the brightest future ahead, even in the darkness of power outages. Thanksgiving and Christmas coming up, watch dem lines at the food store now.
On EDITORIAL: There must be one rule for all
Posted 12 November 2020, 12:45 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
... and just like that, there goes the rest of our Crown land. Perhaps it's best to just rename it Creole land, one time, instead of fooling ourselves? Wonder if any other countries got the deal we got in 1973? You can have your country, but you can't have its land (if you're a Bahamian).
On Immigration bill being reviewed
Posted 12 November 2020, 12:35 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
Was any water turned to wine at this wedding party? The article implies that important people were in attendance.
On Police fine wedding party for breach of orders
Posted 12 November 2020, 12:31 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
"Feeder trips" - cool - sounds like a new face on an old problem. At least it's something new, takes away the boredom - LOL
On Hundreds left without power after 'feeder trips'
Posted 9 November 2020, 7:04 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
When you be come PM in this country, you are basically annointed King for 5 years. You don't need to consult with nobody hommie.
On Medics upset association not consulted on travellers
Posted 9 November 2020, 7:03 p.m. Suggest removal
JokeyJack says...
If Hitler were alive, he would be so proud of those brown shirt citizens, snitching on their neighbors. Ever wonder how all those Jews wound up in the ovens? They didn't even have Facebook back then. Amazing.
On More than 2,800 calls to report COVID infractions
Posted 9 November 2020, 7:02 p.m. Suggest removal