Also be aware that you must make a transaction with your hand signature sooner than every 6 months on your savings or checking accounts. You cannot have someone else deposit for you.

Unless you do this, your account will be made dormant and in another few months the funds will be forwarded to central bank.

So please do not get in a car accident in which you have an extended hospital stay or else you will have no money to pay your doctor.

Remember as a Bahamian you are a terrorist and a money launderer unless YOU can prove your innocence.

Bahamians need to warned NEVER sign a "personal guarantee". Banks always want you to sign this even though you give the house as collateral. If you sign this you are just saying YOU are responsible for the loan and the bank takes NO RISK and need make no effort to ensure the thing you are borrowing on has any value or that it is even owned by the seller.

So they aint find no dead people yet? Muddo.

Mudda Sic.....you right 100%. Govts love excuses.

Long time in power now and a word about our biggest problem that effects everything else.....the cost of power. Well, actually one thing...they want URCA to regulate FPO Power cause they jealous. They want to teach Freeport how to do load shedding cause the power is be on in Freeport too much by Nassau standards.

Looks like they toss the energy saving white boy in the trash just like the last two administrations.

We are doomed. Invest in your funeral plot.

C2B.....you have the right idea but keep in mind the Christisn Council would never allow any fun establishments to exist in our country. Could you imagine a license application from Hooters?

We are simply doomed.

The best investment for Bahamians right now is in pre-paid personal funeral expense programs. Go for the cremation ones too, cause ya know yinnah can't afford no casket.

Let's get that PMH delivery room expanded though. Not enough babies - that's our problem. LOL

ok ok ok

everybody - We have been wasting our finger movements typing here. I just went to the Min of Educ website

https://www.ministryofeducationbahamas. dot com

and all you will see there on their front page is nothing about what we have been talking about !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instead you will see Lady Pindling handing out awards, and the following text (in part)

"...when we examine the changes that have taken place in The Bahamas over the last sixty years, we realize that progress has been rapid and, quite significant. The transformation of the Bahamian education system vividly illustrates this."

lol lol lol lol lol lol

So give it up fellow comrades. Forget it. Our education system is in a high speed "rapid" state of progress and super duper AWARDS are in order.

Relax yourselves. Chill. Everything is under control.

Holy Smokes. Can they at least pass the pipe around so the rest of us can be so calm, relaxed, and happy? I'm gonna fill out my reincarnation application for next time to be an ostrich.

I like your last three sentences - but the first part about UB is totally irrelevant. The problem has nothing to do with the availability of awesome Bahamians ready and willing to teach. The problem is completely with the Min. of Educ. They will simply not hire Bahamians as teachers. As a Bahamian you simply CANNOT get a job as a teacher in the Bahamas. Forget it. Don't even think about it. Put your application in to your nearest fast food restaurant and tell them "I love making french fries." You will get a job then.

Thank God for the Devil - or else who would we have to blame?

Wonder if the Tribune has the care and concern about the Bahamas to KEEP this story up for the next ten days?

Or should we sweep it under the rug like every other serious problem we have?