The trouble is that we don't have the modern infrastructure. Cheques take forever to clear, moving money is a pain, there is no very quick access to the markets, or sophisticated investment instruments such as derivatives, that the HNWI's use. We have to use American/European brokerages with America/European rules for investment of funds. We just can't compete.

Not to worry about expats wanting housing. Hotel & casino management expats are giving a wide berth to Baha Mar. A lot of American execs were burnt and the word in the industry is that Baha Mar is a crap pie to be avoided. Look to see a lot Chinese work permits from Macau to run the place.

My Auntie is in a wheelchair, and she has a range of medical problems. She said that she was considering medicinal marijuana. She asked me if I knew how to get some. I went to school with a person who now hangs around Balls Alley and he was able to score me some erl that was infused with the herb medicine. Tells me to tell Auntie that it is used like butter or fat when making brownies. Only he tells me that its more powerful so just use a lil bit. Somehow I forgot to tell Auntie that. She uses a cupful of the stuff and cooks up the brownies.

She eats a couple of them, and suddenly she thinks that she is a-dying. She thinks that she is having a heart attack. (She een never even tried the herb before.) They call the ambulance and they take her to PMH. She figures that she better tell them the truth so they can treat her promptly. She tells them why she is having that reaction.

Erryting changed when she told them about the hash brownies. They treated her like a criminal. She was shamed and embarrassed. After a few hours, the weirdness wore off and she called me to take her home. Her wheelchair don't exactly fit in my car, and I had to leave it hanging out the trunk. It scratched my car. Somehow, the whole fiasco was my fault fer not knowing the correct dosage. I take her home to Montell Heights. She tells me to take dem devil brownies with me and get them the hell outta her house. I can't find them. My cousin was walking around, eyes bulging and red for days.

If you want to lower yer blood pressure, my Balls Alley buddy has some erl for your recipe.

It is too bad that she is physically incapable of kissing her boongie goodbye.

Is it just me or is it normal that a three-year-old boy is drinking tea? Is that normal for a three year old?

I'm pretty sure that it was sunlight poisoning. The sand crystals on Pig Island are the wrong type. They do not hold the vibrational energy long enough to do a toxin cleansing in the dermis of the pigs. Also one must have a reiki master to mutter the correct incantations, according to prophecy (Akymalarchy part of the Book of Revelations). Also Bahamian salt is deficient of the 96 homeopathic elements required for healthy life. They should be using pink Himalayan sea salt.

The salt poisoning can be gotten rid of in the pigs through a therapy of ear candling of the piggie ears and chiropractor manipulation of the energy subluxations contained in the curve of the pig tail. That plus a dose of Anthroposophic medicine administered to the hams of the pigs.

I would start a Save-the-Pigs movement, but someone might confuse that as electioneering for the PLP.

Biddy biddy bend, your story is end.

Who was aboriginal doesn't matter. UBP and PLP are all the same. The only difference between the two, is that the PLP has a terminal case of n*ggeritis. If I were the King of the Bahamas, do you know who I would make Prime Minister? I used to think it was Chester at BAF but since he's thrown his hat into the PLP corner, he een worth a lick. Respect is gained in inches and lost in yards. If I had to go a woman, I would go Patricia Hermanns. But we need policy. So my next choice would be Mr. Richard Lowe of Nassau Motors. I does like what the Nassau Institute says about government.

Too late. Comrade Tal fills his/her purse/table/bank account from deep, penetrating affiliations with the PLP.

Once upon a time, a very fine time, monkey chew tobacco and spit white lime.