The UN globaloney cabal's 'global warming/climate change/ice age' gag ran outa gas. So now they're back to the 'rising seas' trick?

Yeah. Right. And all we have to do to fix the Childrens' Terror called 'risisng seas' is surrender our wealth, property, liberty and very life to the UN and its internationalist gangsters.

No thanks.

The seas are not rising. There's a lot of junk science around which says they are, but junk science is junk science.

Chairman Mao ordered that all crop seeds be planted deep in the ground, where no sun could reach them and they'd never grow. He used the lie that 'deeply planted seeds will develop a communal energy and grow mighty crops.' He knew better. His goal was to rid his country of 'useless eaters' by means of famine.

Mao knew the trick would work because Trofim Lysenko, the founder of Lysenko Junk Science, used it a few decades previously to starve ten million to death in the Ukraine in the famine known as the Holodmor.

"Experts" denied all this of course and denounced any who dared speak of it as 'lunatics, cranks, undesirables....'. The New York Times regularly denied the existence of these famines.

During the mid 1980s, when President Reagan allowed many soviet dissidents asylum in America, they exposed it to the world, and shamed the NY SLimes and the leftist Elite gangsters for whom it scams.

It's all out there on the Net and in the history books for any who wish to see for themselves.

Stranger killings are rare, usually killer and victim know one another.

That explains why most every real estate ad for homes for sale in the east always say a hefty - 40 Kw or so - generator is included.

Another mystery solved.

banker -

Agree. Completely. Thank you for stating truth. As one who saw the beginning of the corrosion during the late 60s, Mr. Ingraham's leadership was a much deserved Reversal of Fortune after years of troubles. He was the best.

The Tribune, by reporting Mr. Nygaard's actions and statements, has given this reader quite a bit of insight into why inexplicable and unlikely events occurred, and why the expected didn't come to pass.

History will surely be very kind to Mr. Ingraham and his legacy.

Over the decades, whenever it's in power, PLP keeps things interesting.

Balmoral Cay had a nice ring to it, why change it to Blackbeard's Cay? Yeah, yeah, I know, because some marketing focus group decided it had more commercial appeal.

Great Stirrup was more enjoyable when you could freely wander around the island, up to the lighthouse and back by way of the old LORAC station and the helipad. The more they cordon off sections and steer you to what they want you to see and do, the more artificial the feel. The more Wi-Fi networks they stick all over the Cay, the less alluring it becomes.

It's uncanny how many peoples' eyeballs are glued to the screens of their handheld devices, as the exquisite beauty of the Bahamas passes them by as they sit out on deck.

It's by far more pleasureable to walk around town and visit old friends in the shops and other places, or sometimes rent a car and drive out past Delaport to the Caves, and swing thru Winton Highway on the way back, far from Wi-Fi's, cellphones, and other pressing distractions.

But what do I know? Not much, apparently.

Visited friends and merchants in New Providence many times the last fifteen years, having arrived in Nassau via cruise ship. Bahamians often politely greet you when you walk around town. They're hospitable and welcoming. No one in my family has anything but good experiences when visitng Nassau.

Indeed Carnival's motivation for putting out this ghost story is highly questionable. Sounds as if Carnival is trying to scare passengers into staying aboard ship or at Blackbeards' and spending their dough in company owned shops.

For all the times my family and I have walked off the cruise ship gangway and walked around Bay Street, visiting merchants and others with whom we're friendly and hiking around town and driving around the island, we've not once experienced anything other than welcoming hospitality. Not once.

Yeah, Nassau has a crime problem today as it did during the 70s and 80s. Then, it was drug lords like Lehder and his goons and brave men like Police Commissioner Farquarson, or Ferguson - if memory serves correctly - who stood up to both him and his political pals. Today, it's kids, rank amateurs who fancy themselves drug lords, killing one another over a bag of dope. Old story.

Reading this dire pronouncement, you can't help but wonder if Carnival is just trying to cover its liability and perhaps scare passengers into remaining aboard ship, where they can spend their dough aboard rather than in town.

A lot of the finger wagging at Lyford Cay et al does seem to be the PLP nursing yet another old grudge, doesn't it?

Tarzan -

Agree. Excellent report. The Lyford Cay rogues were just getting warmed up with the grassy knoll and 9/11 attacks.

Credible intel indicates the Secret Lyford Cay Cabal plans to attack the mid-east using millions of toads hatched in Dr. No's secret underground bunker located beneath Forward Scatter out at Delaporte Point.

Credible informants inside Dr. No's sinister organization say that Aurich Goldfinger financed the Lyford Cay plot with gold heisted from Fort Knox.

Swarms of toads are reportedly swimming to New Providence from the Fukushima reactor in Japan, apparently using East End Lighthouse as a homing beacon.

More intel to follow as reports come in. Please keep al confidential.

Thank you. Yours in satire,