who's the skirt?

whats it take beyond an irregular heartbeat to get a "completion certificate" anyway?

gotta love the gov hiring Cuban nationals because the lack of internet on Cuba means the prospective teachers cannot adequately research what a horrific hellhole "teaching in the Bahamas" is compared to their first world counterparts that wouldn't touch the "Bahamas educational system* with a ten foot pole. Good strategy, lol

Now who can argue with that?

ahm gwine be say neveah do de teach done reach when dey haint gwine teach de language of de streetz so good enuf fo de studen to get dey completion serts.. whats da big ass deal?

In other news the tooth fairy will visit everyone later this week

Holy smokes! (pun intended) stop the presses!!

rbpf busts a couple of potheads for a product fully legal in (most of) the USA and (all of) Canada! (source of 80% of Bahamas tourists)

Can't stop the out of control violence in Freeport but sure can nail those evil pot smokers!

Those are US marshals, making sure SBF don’t run across the tarmac at LPIA jump de fence and hoof it down JFK to the Baha Mar entrance and run up to the Sky Bar for a drink and an appetiser.

The marshals tend to not be as fat as the RBPF boyz who seem to need 4 inch buckles on their belts to hold in their massive guts (see picture)

Steal 9 dollars and buy some food = Fox Hill Prison

Steal 9 Billion dollars and buy 300 million of Bahamas real estate = a panoramic view from an Albany penthouse

hmm......

Ruh Roh!!