Why the hell are we consulting churches on laws? Are you going to ask the medicine man and the oracle as well? Will rain dances be added to the Ministry of Agriculture's playbook? Will we sacrifice some virgins on an alter downtown in order to decrease the national debt?

This. Priests and Churches are far more dangerous for kids than trans people.

Why do they even have pump attendants? Stick a credit card reader on every pump, and stick one clerk inside for the occasional cash purchase.

I slipped on a banana peel on the sidewalk. Can I sue Super Value for selling the banana?

Whats next, suing WSC just because someone drowned in their pool? Suing MOW because someone died in a car accident? This is the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard.

Religion is no longer relevant to the world we live in.

It isn't 1962. "Reefer Madness" isn't a thing. Are they going to suggest lobotomies as a cure for female hysteria next?

There is not one single social, cultural, or economic benefit to "numbers". Why were these criminal organizations granted licenses and made legal?

You can't possibly expect the gov't to do the easy, obvious, and logical thing. They'll of course choose the most onerous, bloated, and inconvenient option.

Wrong. He wasn't passed over. He was bulldozed and squashed.