Tal, you're an ass. What's with the "comrade" talk man? I mean, seriously? Where do you think we are? Are you a character in 'Animal Farm'?

Comrade will comment in 3...2....1......

I do not know Mr. Watson, but if you doubt what he says, look at the customer testimonies on Tripadvisor.com. They speak for themselves.

If it looks like sh!t, and smells like sh!t, it probably is........

Brave's probably shakin' in his boots, worrying about the potential dirt they may have on him and his cronies...

Voodoo economics indeed. Just glad everything went off without any "incidents."

Using the term "operational" is a bit misleading. Yes, the doors are open, but there are currently options for cooked food, the control tower isn't operational, and the conveyor belts for the luggage don't work yet. Maybe next month?

Wait, cigarettes are bad for us?

Torture, extrajudicial killings, forced child labour and slavery, child trafficking, sexual abuse, cutting off women's lips, rape - all examples of human rights violations occurring in Uganda on a regular basis.

*Obviously*, we should be seeking advice from these people.

Let's go back to the stone age...